no man, no matter how great,
can escape his destiny to be locked up (at least once) in the dungeon of camelo-

They’re like, 12
— The correct way to refer to anyone younger than you (via guy)

venivincere:

hellotimbuktu:

There is a man out there … who rescues owls …

hope in humanity restored.

I would like to court this gentleman with intention to marry.

houseofalexzander:

Lustrous.

A man in the grocery store line today approached me and said, “Sir, when I first saw you I was extremely attracted to you, but then I noticed that you are a boy. How… I mean, why do you dress so provocatively?”

I responded, “Well, in today’s world the majority of the straight male race view women as objects, or something that belongs to them. I dress provocatively because it attracts the attention of men in a sexual and OBJECTIVE way. However, when realized that I am actually male, they often become confused, disgusted, upset or all of the above. By inflicting this minor emotional damaged upon the ego of a man raised by twisted societal gender norms, maybe, just maybe the individual will think twice before viewing another woman with an objective attitude and sense of belonging. No woman, belongs to ANYONE. Male or female, the equality of human beings needs to be a priority. It is something worth dressing up for.”

I AM NOT KIDDING. The woman behind me, the female cashier, the old lady bagging groceries and the woman in front of me who was talking on the phone STOPPED, …. and proceeded to gasp and clap. The man shook my hand, told me to have a blessed day and then said, “excuse me ladies, I need to visit my daughter.”

…. I was shaking by the time I walked out of the store.

- Elliott Alexzander

doctorharrypotter221b:

 

onthesideoftheotters:

jamiejedi:

"WHEN’S LUNCH?!?"

^CAN’T UNSEE

haaaaaaaaaaytham:

peterpayne:

According to the Internet, this is what Europeans think breakfast in America is like.

this is exactly what breakfast in america is like

maritzac:

cafiffle:

whatthefauna:

I can only assume that what photographer Porsupah Ree captured here are binkying bunnies. A binky is a playful and happy expression made by a rabbit in which it jumps in the air and twists its body around in a convulsive fashion.

noooooo

invsible tractor

chubbycartwheels:

glam-pire:

kararikue:

You NEEDED Mermen of color on your dash, you just didn’t know it.

no I did

Now my tumblr is perfect.

henrycavillsstinkface:

pleatedjeans:

20 Kids Having Fun at Their Parent’s Expense

This is the kind of relationship I have with my mother